![]() Which is your favorite? Do you like Tony Stark? Bad news, he’s in it for like five seconds. There are a lot of characters in this film. ![]() I will not…save to say that, yes, a bunch of Marvel heroes die in this movie, but you really don’t need to worry about it because save for a couple of exceptions they all die in ways that make it inconceivable anyone could possibly care. When one of the annoying characters made fun of Thor’s one eye, I wanted to tell him that will mostly stop happening once he goes off to college. When Thor put in his glass eye, I thought: It me. Half of my two-eyed friends were very excited. Count them, 10 years! I really wanted this movie to be good. So many years in the making! How many years? So many years! Ten. (You’re going to see this film.) Read the Wikipedia.Īnd this one was going to be so good. The guys and gals down at the Marvel Movie Money Minting Mill had really been bringing their A game for a while. Black Panther is still in fucking theaters. Remember Black Panther? Black Panther was amazing. They’ve been pretty good lately, these Marvel films! It was not that long ago that Thor: Ragnarokwas out and we were all having a grand ol’ time with Loki and that Rock Monster from New Zealand and Jeff Goldblum was there and Cate Blanchett was chewing the delicious scenery. Not sad in the way that somethings like life and death and suffering are sad, but sad in a dumb way. It’s sad how bad The Avengers: Infinity War is. If it were a stock, the SEC would investigate. If it were a car, you’d strip it for parts. Fight disinformation: Sign up for the free Mother Jones Daily newsletter and follow the news that matters.
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